Zombie Church

Posted: August 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

Have You Been Infected?

Every Sunday, unsuspecting churches all over America are invaded by Zombies. Yes, even yours. You may even be one of these Zombies. No one is immune.

How can this be? You shake your head in disbelief thinking, Zombies are not real.

Not only are they real, but Jesus warned us about a Zombie Outbreak over 2000 years ago. Not only did we do nothing to prevent it, we quietly sat and watched the epidemic infect our nation.

In Revelation, Jesus warned: “I know your deeds; you have a reputation for being alive, but you are dead. Wake up! Strenghten what remains and is about to die, for I have not found your deeds complete in the sight of my God.” (Revelation 3: 1-2 NIV)

He was not speaking to some evil empire, He was speaking to a church in Sardis. People who claimed to serve Him. His followers. People who thought they were alive, but in reality were DEAD in the eyes of Jesus.

Sounds like Zombies to me, so I looked up the definition of a Zombie and this is what I found:

Zombie: The body of a dead person/ semblance of life, but mute and will-less. When the body refuses to live.  person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote, automaton. Condition of being a Zombie, or Zombification is contagious. They are infected and are infectious.

The Infection

What are the characteristics of a Church Zombie?

They do not accomplish anything

They do not produce anything (spiritual fruit)

They have a hunger for things of the flesh

They wonder around and consume everything. Takers not givers

They are a corrupt and destructive force that taints all that come in contact with them

They act like they are alive, but they are dead

They are disconnected from the Spirit of God

They spread the virus of passivity or worse

They attend church because it’s what they are supposed to do

They do not tithe

They do not read the Bible

They do not pray

They do not really love their neighbor

They are complainers and drainers

They are pew warmers

If your heart does not reflect Jesus you are a ZOMBIE

There are hundreds of thousands of Zombies limping into churches all over the world every Sunday morning. It is an epidemic of epic proportions.

You may even be infected but unaware, because unlike Hollywood’s ghoulish looking Zombies, Church Zombies look and sound just like the uninfected.

The difference is in their walk and their behavior. The most telling signs of the infected, their actions or the lack thereof.

If you feel you have been infected, don’t panic. There is a vaccine.

Tune in here 08/10/13 for more information. Until then, stay inside, lock your doors and read your Bible.

This has been an emergency broadcast from the Church in Sardis. This is an actual emergency. Stay tuned for more———————————————-

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